"She's is Brick.....House!"

Expanding like a marshmallow in a microwave is not very fun to do. Only 13 weeks into the game and already looking like a.....a Brick House. No other way to put it. Not just a protruding belly, but protruding face, chins, arm, legs, BUTT, even my calves! Every says the second time is very different, Um, YA! Yes it is! Last time I didn't show until 5 months! If my body keeps this up, I'll be wearing floral Moo Moo's in NO time!

If I were I celebrity:

I wouldn't so much  be Nicole Richie shown here at 8 months pregnant....
More like Charolette Curch, shown here at FOUR months pregnant.

It's awesome, let me tell you. So if you happen to run into someone and they mention to you "Hey, have you seen Meri, she is HUGE!"  Kindly remind them that it is out of my control, and to BACK OFF! But you probably won't see me around however, I'm hiding like a hermit crab until I can hide safely in the sweet refuge of large sweaters and maternity pants.